23,000+ Steps Of Freedom

Over the summer, my wonderful sister-in-law got to stay with us for about 2 months, and the weekend before she had to leave, we finally got around to showing her some of Boston (and by we I mean me, because husband detests walking). Since we saved basically everything for one day, I present to you: the most-touristy-of-tourist-things-you-can-fit-into-one-day-in-Boston adventure.

If you’re looking to walk more than 23,000 steps/possibly more than 10 miles in one day and you want to take in a lot of Boston in one sitting, HERE IS THE GUIDE FOR YOU.

STEP 1: Journey on the Trail of Freedom

Walking the Freedom Trail (even if you only do one portion of it) is a pretty easy way to see a lot of Boston and learn a ton of information in a short amount of time. It’s completely doable in one day-especially if you don’t go inside all of the buildings [we did not because some of them cost monies. There is a pass available at the beginning of the tour you can buy that lets you go into everything, but I didn’t have my life that together….and didn’t want to spend monies].

Number one thing to know: there are a bunch of sites online [like this one that we used] that give you the Freedom Trail stops  accompanied by interesting factoids, so you don’t necessarily need to go on a guided walking tour. Also good note: in the Boston Common Visitor Center, which is pretty close to the beginning of the Trail, there are no maps of the trail available. Trust me, we looked.

As I mentioned, apart from the churches: (Park St., King’s Chapel, and Old North Church) the buildings on the tour require you to buy a ticket prior to entrance (the churches do have a suggested donation, but it’s not a requirement). If you just want to go in one building, it’s probably best to only pay for that building, but if you want to go in more than one, I’d pay for the “all-access” pass that will get you into all the sites.

To begin, you can get the Green or Red Line to the Park Street Station and start the trail in the Boston Common!

 

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Hello Mr. Squirrel!

Whichever direction you decide to walk around the outskirts of the park, you’ll eventually come to Stop #2 of the trail, the State House!

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Right across from the State House on the same side of the street as the Common is the Robert Gould Shaw Memorial, which shows the first all-volunteer African-American unit in the U.S. Army (the 54th regiment).

A little bit further down, but still right across from the common are the next two stops: Park Street Church and the Granary Burial Ground right behind it.

Park Street is usually open, but the day we stopped by there was a wedding, so it was closed to the public (will have to go back soon!). Park Street Church was the site of the first ever Sunday school held in the U.S. (in 1818) and the Granary Burial Ground behind it holds the memorials for Paul Revere, three Declaration signers, the woman credited as being Mother Goose, and many other recognizable names from early American history.

From the Granary, you can follow the trail down Tremont Street until you come to King’s Chapel:

Like the other churches on the trail, it’s free and open to the public! This stone church was actually built around the original wooden King’s Chapel, and when the stone structure was complete, the wooden building was carefully disassembled, shipped off and rebuilt as a different church in Nova Scotia! If you don’t take a peek inside, you’ll definitely be missing out.

We also took short walk through the King’s Chapel Burial Ground (not officially on the trail, but we were curious), which had this very strange contraption near the front gate:

cemetery2The next two stops listed on most trail maps are actually the same place. If you follow the trail past King’s Chapel down School street, you’ll come to Old City Hall, which also happens to be the original site for the Boston Latin School, the oldest school in America (Boston Latin is still a functioning school, but they are now located near Fenway Park – there is a monument for the school right in front of Old City Hall though).

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What you can’t see from my picture is that there was construction blocking the entire front part of the street entrance to the building and monument (oh, Boston), so we made our way to Washington Street and the Old South Meeting House. This site is one of the ones that you need a Trail pass for (or pay admission at the door) – again, we did neither, but we had a lot of fun wandering around outisde for pictures!

Across from the Meeting House is a spot that’s not on the trail, but worth a stop nonetheless: The Irish Potato Famine Memorial.

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Catty corner to the Meeting House is a plaque and monument for the Old Corner Bookstore, well-known hangout spot for transcendentalist writers like Emerson, Beecher-Stowe. Hawthorne, and Dickerson. Sadly it is no longer a bookstore (darn you Chipotle), but we got pictures of the plaques at the corner!

If you head a little bit further down Washington Street, you’ll arrive at the Old State House. The balcony at the front of the building was where the Declaration of Independence was read to the public for the first time. Unfortunately the back of the building is the site of the 1770 Boston Massacre.

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Fun Armenian Fact (I’m full of them now): At that Declaration reading, the lion and unicorn that sit on top of the State House were ripped down and burned and later replaced with wooden replicas. Years later, when the building was refurbished, an Armenian-American coppersmith, Movses Gulesian, was commissioned by the state to make copper replacements. Gulesian ended up completing and funding the project himself, which is how he got away with placing the crowns back on the heads of each animal, a move that garnered some differing opinions about symbols of monarchy being placed on a democratic government building. 

Next, walk down State Street across Congress to see Faneuil (pronounced Fan-ull) Hall!

Once a major meeting spot for patriots during the Revolution, the space is now used as a marketplace, with plenty of shopping, restaurants and daily entertainment. We just happened to stop by during a street performer’s insane balancing act at the back of the main building (sadly I did not get a good picture, the crowd was huge!).

At this point on the trail it was time for a snack, and everything after Faneuil Hall is a bit more spread out and requires a little more walking (important to realize beforehand), so we took the opportunity and stopped at The Green Dragon. If you’re an early American history buff, you’ll probably recognize this tavern as the favorite haunt of revolutionaries like Paul Revere (it was a pretty convenient location for him; it’s right by his house!), and it’s been confirmed by historians as the place where plans for the invasion of Lexington and Concord were overheard by patriots listening to British officers, which started Revere’s famous midnight ride.

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We ended up enjoying some baked brie, summer beer and sangria!

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Chillin’ like Revolutionary Spies

After our delicious and fancy snack, we walked down farther into the North End to Paul Revere’s House (the oldest structure in Boston – built in 1680). Again, you need a pass or have to pay admission to get in, so we hung around outside for cool pictures and then moved on to the Paul Revere statue just a short walk down the road.

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In the background of the picture, down the Paul Revere Prado, sits the next stop: Old North Church.

For some reason, I neglected to take pictures of the outside of the building, but I did get a picture of the special kneeling pillows made in commemoration of different people and visits to Old North Church. As the church that hung the lanterns for Paul Revere’s ride, Old North is one of the most well-known sites of the American Revolution.

Two hundred years after Paul Revere’s journey to Lexington, President Gerald Ford lit a third symbolic lantern as part of the events at the beginning of the country’s bicentennial celebrations that still hangs in the window of the church today. A year afterward, in 1976, Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip visited and worshipped in Old North Church (her commemorative pew pillow is shown below – President Ford and Paul Revere have similar handmade cushions that sit at the front of the church next to Queen Elizabeth’s).

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After Old North Church, we diverged from the official trail map a bit and wandered straight to Bunker Hill. Now, if you do not like heights or exercise [or if it is very hot outside], you should probably not climb the {almost} 300 stairs up to the top of the monument….I do not like exercise or heights, but I was touristing too hard to stop and we climbed all the way up anyway.

 

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There were some pretty fantastic views at the top though!

 

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After a victorious climb back down, we walked across the street to the Bunker Hill Museum (also not on the trail) for some free fountain water and air conditioning (thank goodness for National Parks) and wandered around the exhibits to cool down. They have a fantastic dioramma of the Battle on their second floor.

On our walk back through Charlestown to officially complete the trail at the USS Constitution, we took in the New England/Bostony quaintness and some more awesome views:

And FINALLY, the conclusion to Step 1 of taking-in-a-huge-chunk-of-Boston-in-one- sitting: The end of our trip on the Freedom Trail – The U.S.S. Constitution and Museum:

Another Quick Armenian Fact: Remember that guy, Guleserian, that I was talking about earlier? Well besides redoing the State House Lion & Unicorn on his own dime, he also had enough money to convince the Navy and the rest of the government to save the Constitution from becoming a pile of scrap metal used for target practice. Thanks to Movses, Old Ironsides got to remain in Boston and become a living museum!

You could probably spend an entire day exploring this living monument to the beginnings of our naval history and its accompanying museum  (especially if you have kids – the museum is completely interactive), but even if you just have a few minutes to spend, it’s worth it.

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Now, after walking the entire Freedom Trail and making the journey up and down the Bunker Hill monument, you might suppose it would be a good idea to head home or back to your hotel and take a nap. NO. NOT IF YOU WANT TO TOURIST TO THE EXTREME.

STEP 2: Explore Copley Square

Copley Square is a well-loved-and-visited area in the Back Bay neighborhood of downtown Boston. It is also one of my favorite places in the city and holds plenty of Bostony things to do. A#1: If you are in Boston and love reading and books, you must, I repeat, MUST visit the Boston Public Library.

I will be doing a separate post dedicated solely to the library at some point…there’s just so much to explore (besides the incredible architecture and jaw-droppingly beautiful courtyard at the center of the building, they have a Map Library Museum that puts on fantastic seasonal exhibits). We shall re-visit, don’t you worry.

After getting our fill of sunshine in the courtyard and walking around this maze of a building to find more free water and a bathroom break, we wandered back out to Boylston Street, taking in all the fantastic architecture around the area and also stopping in another of my favorite places to visit in Boston: Sugar Heaven. Candy store upstairs with any kind of candy you could ever want or imagine, and an ice cream parlor downstairs. Really, what more could you want. We stocked up on some snacks and headed out to the final step of a great summer day out in the city.

STEP 3: Get Fancy With Some Shakespeare

If you remember, one of the first things husband and I got to do the summer after moving up here was see King Lear performed live in the Common (If you don’t or you’re new to my blarg {hello}, you’re welcome to revisit that here).

This past summer, once again, we ended a fun outing with some Commonwealth Shakespeare Company, this time performing a lesser known Shakespeare play: Love’s Labour’s Lost [it was very funny]. However, on this visit we were super early (and a little bit more prepared) so we got to sit right behind the special reserved chairs and chowed on some McDonalds while we waited for the show to start (and for the feeling to come back to our feet after all that walking).

 

Whew, that was a long one. And so our 3-Step-See-A-Huge-Chunk-Of-Boston-Extreme-Touristing Tour comes to an end. It will probably be a while before it’s warm enough to make a trek like that again, but I have plenty more adventures from last year to share soon 🙂

To tide you over until my next post, here’s a preview picture from our next adventure story/cute picture of our puppy, husband and my thumb:

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An Irish Birthday

To ring in my 25th, we decided to try a new restaurant (new to us, anyway), and since Irish fare is one of my favorites, we ventured to nearby Inman Square to sample The Druid!

The Druid is right across from a bus stop and an easy walk up prospect street from Central Square, right in the thick of Inman. What I didn’t realize before checking their website was that the restaurant is housed in the oldest wooden mercantile building in Cambridge.

Before you even walk in, it’s clear that The Druid is an Irish pub, and if you’re lucky, upon walking in you’ll be greeted by more than the slightly creepy spirit decorations {see below} and the brogued staff {which is awesome btw}. Apparently on some nights fiddle players and their many friends will come in and just hang out at one of the corner tables playing Irish music intermittently between pints of Guinness. We were lucky enough to have chosen one of those nights to eat there.

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Our experience was, in a word, iontach…….that’s ‘wonderful’ (or close to it) in Gaelic. For those interested, Irish/Gaelic is now available as a free language course on the Duolingo App. It’s also iontach…but also very difficult.

The menu is pub-standard, BUT The Druid has been voted Best Fish and Chips in Boston on multiple occasions, and being a fish&chips fan to begin with, I needed to try theirs.

They were SO delicious and for reference, they are the only fish and chips I’ve ever finished myself in my entire life. This may sound weird coming from someone who just said they really liked fish and chips, so let me explain.

Fish and chips are always delicious. They’re fried so how could they not be, right? Now I’ve never been to Britain or Ireland to have authentic fish and chips, but the ones I’ve had here in the states have been good, but have always had a sort of…artificial aftertaste, so I’ve never been able to get through a whole plate.

But these were different. And served in newspaper. Easily the best fish and chips in Boston, and just the best period.

 

I was so distracted by the fish and chips that I completely forgot: started off the meal with a fantastic cocktail {the house Daquiri}: *thumbs up*

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Husband ordered the house burger, and he dubbed it a winner!

(You can see one of our other past restaurant reviews here: An Evening of Curley’s and Shakespeare in the Common

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And, as I briefly mentioned earlier, we got the added bonus of sitting two booths away from a couple of dudes absolutely jamming out some Irish fiddle music. {See here and here} Perfectly completed the atmosphere and it made we want to eat there every night. Or go to Ireland, because surely this just happens there in every pub.

After leaving the Irish heaven that is The Druid, we finished off the night wandering around for two hours hunting Pokemon, admiring house porches, and finding parks in our neighborhood we had no idea existed. All in all, a perfect 25th!

Until next time — slán!

Puppy’s Street Savoir-Faire

Since both husband and I grew up with dogs in mostly rural and suburban environments, having a dog in the middle of a city has definitely been a learning experience.

Last month, as it no longer felt like the bottom of a corpse’s foot outside, we were able to start doing quite a few outdoor activities with our new adorable family member (and most of these things are fun for humans too).

For our first adventure last month, it got warm just in time for PorchFest. What is PorchFest you ask?

Once a year across Somerville (the town right next to Cambridge and Boston), porches open up for performances to the public. From 12-6 PM in two hour increments, different regions of the city open up so you can easily move around enjoying performances all afternoon.  Conveniently, we had two friends performing at a venue near Aeronaut’s brewery, so we leashed up and took the short walk over.

The outdoor performance spaces make it a perfect environment for adventures with your puppy and the variety of porches let you move from one place to another quickly if you have a more high-energy pet. In our case, when we got to our chosen porch (or in this case a driveway), we got to relax and let puppy enjoy the show with us.

And of course the  performance was wonderful as usual coming from these two:

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Lucky for us, the next day was also lovely so we decided that ice cream was a necessity. Even luckier for us, we live in close proximity to 4 of the main squares in Cambridge/Somerville, so good ice cream is never far away.

Christina’s Homemade Ice Cream in Inman Square has been situated right between Harvard and MIT since 1983, in the middle of Cambridge and also the perfect walking distance for our puppy.

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The ability to walk anywhere in the city makes it a pretty pup-friendly place to begin with, and sometimes restaurants will let you keep your furry friend with you as long as there is outside seating available [it’s a good idea to check this out beforehand though]. In the case of Christina’s, they don’t have any outdoor seating specific to their restaurant, but there are plenty of public benches on the sidewalk close by, or, as we did, you can eat your treat on the way home!

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Derpy family picture post ice cream adventure

After our weekend of puppy fun, I actively began looking for activities where Mr. Derp could tag along and I found a couple of other options:

#1: Rec League sporting events

There are so many different colleges and universities in the Boston/Cambridge area that it’s not difficult to find rec league softball games in the spring. MIT’s rec fields are pet friendly, but like restaurants, it’s always a good idea to check pet-friendliness before you go. As husband is playing on one of MIT’s Intramural teams, it was pretty easy for us to see it was an OK idea going in: lots of people bring their dogs, so not only is it a great opportunity for you to spend time with your dog outside the house, but they’ll also get some socializing of their own done if other puppies join the party.

#2: The Charles

Sourced from Echo Lake in Hopkinton, Mass., the Charles is an 80-mile-long river that cuts its way between Cambridge and Boston before reaching the Atlantic. If you know me at all, you know I would chew off my right hand before walking 80 miles, so maybe only attempt that hike if you like marathoning 26 miles in your free time instead of say…eating 26 Oreos in one sitting.

For those of us that are more oreo-inclined, there are plenty of smaller sections on the man-made portion of the river that forms the border between downtown Boston and Cambridge. This border, designed by Charles Eliot and Arthur Shurcliff, is dotted with 20 parks and natural areas on the shorelines, with endless sidewalks from one end to the other.

With great views of the Boston skyline closer to Cambridge and natural foliage as you move away from the city, there’s a little something for everyone {and every dog too}.

For even added puppy/family friendliness, the Department of Conservation and Recreation closes down Memorial Drive (the street that runs along the river on the Cambridge side of the Charles) between Western Ave {Central Square} and Mount Auburn Street {Harvard} every Sunday between the end of April to mid-November from 11 AM to 7 PM. We haven’t gotten a chance to try this yet, but we can’t wait to – so much more room to walk!!!

 

 

Until next time, Happy Pupventures!

http://www.cambridgeusa.org/listing/charles-river-reservation

http://christinasicecream.com/

http://intramurals.mit.edu/

My Daily Trip to Armenia

I apologize for my lack of posting; we’ve been hardcore adulting for the past three months. Real jobs, real schedules, and also a real puppy take up some time:

I know. We can barely stand how adorable he is.

In other news, I’ve now officially had my first 9-5 “adult” job as Program Manager of the Armenian Museum of America for  seven months now \o/

Because I haven’t blogged about any Boston museums yet, I thought I might as well start with the one I actually go to every day!

So for those who may be unaware (I certainly was), Armenia is a tiny little country in the Middle East bordered by Turkey, Georgia, Iran and Azerbaijan (all of which have been getting copious news coverage of late).

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Map for Reference

Fun facts that have nothing to do with the Kardashians (you know, in case it comes up at a trivia night or something):

#1-Armenia is mainly known for being the first nation in the world to declare Christianity as its official religion.

#2-Disciples Thaddeus and Bartholomew both took the Great Commission to Armenia as its first evangelizers and were also both martyred there, giving the Armenian church its apostolic identity

#3-Its capital is Yerevan, which is also known as the pink city (named for the pink volcanic rock most of the buildings are made of)

#4-Mount Ararat, the mountain where Noah’s Ark landed after the flood, is a national symbol for the country. Although the mountain officially became a part of Turkey in the 1920s, it still has a deep cultural significance to Armenians.

The Armenian Museum of America has a pretty substantial history of its own. In 1971, a group of Armenians in Eastern Massachusetts began gathering artifacts from their friends and neighbors in the community and started, what is today, the Armenian Museum, in the basement of a church in Belmont.

After eventually opening the collections to the public and then outgrowing the rented church basement, the Museum Board purchased a new space in 1988: a bank in the middle of Watertown, which is the center of one of the largest Armenian communities in America.

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The Museum is five spacious floors of basement vault storage, exhibition and gallery space, and administrative offices. There are actually three other Armenian organizations (Project SAVE Photograph Archives, the Armenian International Women’s Association, and the Armenia Tree Project) with offices in the building mixed in among the galleries.

The main Museum that’s open to the public is on 3 floors: the first two floors are more “permanent” exhibitions, while the 3rd floor is almost exclusively dedicated to more contemporary Armenian artists and artwork.

The ‘Who Are the Armenians’ Exhibit is the very first thing you encounter when you walk in the front door (after the gift shop), which is super helpful since the majority of the Museum visitors aren’t Armenian and have little to no knowledge about them. It gives a great run-down of Armenian history, starting with the very beginnings of human civilization and the first Armenian kings, through the adoption of Christianity, the periods of conquering, incorporation and habitation by various empires like the Ottoman Turks and later Soviet Russia, the massacres and Genocide of the late 1800s and early 1900s at the hands of the Ottoman Empire, up to the country (the Republic of Armenia) winning its independence just 25 years ago, and modern Armenia.

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Other exhibits on the first floor include the Bedoukian Gallery, which houses highlights from the Museum collections (which range from coins and metalwork, to ceramics and textiles), and the Karsh Gallery. Now, I definitely didn’t recognize the name Yousuf Karsh before I started working at the Museum, but if you’ve ever taken a history class, you’ve already been exposed to his work in one way or another:

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Karsh was a Canadian-Armenian photographer who spent the beginning and end of his career in Boston and took *just a few* portraits of some of the most influential people of the 20th century. Some of his subjects that appear in the Armenian Museum’s gallery, donated by his wife Estrellita, include Ernest Hemingway, MLK, Albert Einstein, George Bernard Shaw, Walt Disney, Helen Keller, Eleanor Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, Mother Theresa, and Jacques Cousteau. And as you can see from my quick google search above, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. He also photographed Dwight Eisenhower, JFK, the Queen, Salvador Dali, Castro, and many many others. Even if you’re not terribly interested in Armenian History in general (let’s be honest though, you should get interested), seeing a portion of this man’s work in person is absolutely astounding and worth a visit just by itself.

The second floor’s only permanent exhibition is one on the Armenian Genocide. This mass extermination of 1.5 million people makes some  think they may have missed something in high school history class. Don’t worry; you didn’t. They don’t teach it. The United States doesn’t even recognize this tragedy as genocide (because we’re “friends” with Turkey, the perpetrators…). The extensive timeline of the Genocide on the second floor will make up for everything you weren’t taught about it in school.

Other than the Genocide Exhibit, the second floor is also home to a number of rotating exhibits. One example, which is on rotation right now, is a new spin on a collection the Museum has had for a number of years: the Garabedian Metal Collection. [Click the link below for a preview]

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Like I mentioned earlier, the third floor gallery is dedicated almost exclusively to more contemporary artwork. Most of the time, the artwork is by Armenian artists, but for last month’s Genocide Commemoration event, we had 3 very special exhibitions made by and/or for women who have been affected by Genocide.  [More awesome videos below]

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So there you have it! A little stateside slice of Armenia where I get to go and work everyday. If you’re looking for more info on the Armenian Museum, you can visit the website: http://www.armenianmuseum.org or our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/ArmenianMuseumofAmerica/.

Until next time (which I promise will be sooner than another 4 months), Բարի գիշեր/Bari gisher [good night]!

2016 Book Recommendations

After completing the #26Booksin2015 reading challenge (http://burns-familyblog.blogspot.com/2014/12/26-books-in-2015.html), I have now amassed 26 book recommendations for 2016!

(There’s also a new #26Booksin2016 challenge up on the Burns Family Blog if anyone is interested: http://burns-familyblog.blogspot.com/2015/12/26-books-in-2016.html)

1 A book that you own, but haven’t read: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson

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I bought this book during a sale at the University Bookstore in undergrad after my grandmother recommended it to me. It sat on various bookshelves as I moved from undergrad to grad school and then to Boston, so was the obvious choice for this challenge item. It’s definitely addictive, and not only helped me get out of the reading rut I had been in since college, but was the perfect start to the challenge since it only took me 2 days to get through.

To avoid giving anything important away, I’ll give the ‘back of book’ summary for each recommendation: “Wealthy Swedish recluse Henrik Vanger needs closure. Forty years ago, his beloved niece disappeared, never to be seen again–and circumstances have led him to believe that a member of his own repugnant family must be responsible. Vanger hires stoic and recently disgraced journalist Mikael Blomkvist and scrappy, chain-smoking hacker Lisbeth Salander to come to his island, dig deep into chilling family secrets and unmask the killer once and for all.

So if you decide to read this, you should know two things: Number 1: It’s really really good. Good writing, good mystery, good characters…it’s just excellent. Number 2: You’ll be very surprised if you read this that a grandmother recommended this to me. Why? It. is. explicit. Like, I wouldn’t recommend anyone read this until they are in college it’s so explicit. But it’s still really good.

2 A book that was made into a movie: Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card

My husband actually recommended this one to me and I was not disappointed.

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Summary: “Aliens have attacked Earth twice and almost destroyed the human species. To make sure humans win the next encounter, the world government has taken to breeding military geniuses-and then training them in the arts of war. The early training takes the form of ‘games’ and Ender Wiggins, a genius among geniuses wins them all. He is smart enough to know that time is running out, but is he smart enough to save the planet?” -The New York Times

This book MADE me want to watch the movie, but almost everyone I talked to says the movie doesn’t even come close. This book is awesome. And twisty. Read it.

3 A book you pick solely because of the cover: The Bones of Paris by Laurie R. King

My eye is continually drawn towards anything with the Eiffel Tower on it, and this gem was sitting right at the front of the MIT bookstore, so I had to pick it up.

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Summary: “Paris, September 1929. For Harris Stuyvesant, the assignment is an American private investigator’s dream–he’s getting paid to prowl the cafes and bars of Montparnasse, looking for a missing young woman. Her name is Philippa Crosby, and she’s a twenty-two-year-old from Boston who has been living in Paris, modeling and acting. As Stuyvesant follows Philippa’s trail through the expatriate community of artists and writers, he crosses paths with many of its famous-and infamous–inhabitants, from Ernest Hemingway to the Surrealist photographer Man Ray. But when evidence leads Stuyvesant to the Theatre du Grand-Guignol in Montmartre, his investigation takes a disturbing turn. At the Grand-Guignol, murder, insanity, and sexual perversio are all staged to shocking effect. Soon it becomes clear that Stuyvesant must descend into dark depths to find a killer whose artistic coup de grace is to be rendered in blood.”

So this is a part of a series called the Stuyvesant and Grey novels, but you don’t need to have read the other books to understand everything that is going on in this one -everything from the past you need to know is explained flawlessly and in a way that doesn’t interrupt the flow of the story. However, like Dragon Tattoo, I would only recommend this one for more mature readers.

This is a witty and excellently written mystery that had me guessing until the very end. I love a detective story that keeps the reader captivated, even in the slower-paced sections. I’ll definitely be reading more Stuyvesant and Grey novels in the future.

4 A book your friend loves: The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

I have two good friends that LOVE John Green books and had been recommending them for a while, so I finally subjected myself to what I knew going in would be an emotional rollercoaster. I was not wrong.

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Summary: “Despite the tumor-shrinking medical miracle that has bought her a few years, Hazel has never been anything but terminal, her final chapter inscribed upon diagnosis. But when a gorgeous plot twist named Augustus Waters suddenly appears at Cancer Kid Support Group, Hazel’s story is about to be completely rewritten. The Fault in Our Stars is award-winning-author John Green’s most ambitious and heartbreaking work yet, brilliantly exploring the funny, thrilling, and tragic business of being alive and in love.”

The summary does not lie. This is a masterpiece. “You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice.” Get you tissues ready if you decide to read this one.

5 A book published this year: Find Me by Laura Van Den Berg

This one is not so much a recommendation as … advice. Some people may really enjoy this book, but as a rule I don’t enjoy feeling depressed and unfulfilled after reading.

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Summary: “Joy has no one. She spends her days working the graveyard shift at a grocery store on the outskirts of Boston and nursing an addiction to cough syrup, an attempt to suppress her troubled past. When a sickness that begins with memory loss and ends with death sweeps the county, Joy, for the first time in her life, has an advantage: she is immune. After her immunity gains her admittance to a research hospital in rural Kansas, she submits to peculiar treatments and forms cautious bonds with other patients, including her roommate, whom she turns to in the night for comfort, and twin boys who are digging a secret tunnel. As winter descends, the hospital’s fragile order breaks down and Joy breaks free, embarking on a journey from Kansas to Florida, where she believes she can find her birth mother, the woman who abandoned her as a baby. On the road in a ravaged America, she encounters curious companions, cities turned strange, and one very eerie house. As Joy closes in on Florida, she must confront her own damaged memory and the secrets she has been keeping from herself.”

There’s not one word that describes this book. Depressing is a definite, but erratic, strange, infuriating and empty also fit. It is a very interesting twist on epidemic/apocalyptic/dystopian stories. I ended up choosing this book because the main character is from Boston, but not much of the book was spent in Boston besides brief glances through the eyes of cough syrup overdoses. Stop N Shops are now extremely depressing to me. Also not crazy about the ending at all. There aren’t many books I wish I hadn’t read, but this is definitely one of them.

6 A book by an author you’ve never read before: One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories by B.J. Novak

Why yes, this is the BJ Novak that’s on The Office (and writes for the show too). This is a perfect travel book (short stories are always fun to read while traveling) and the stories do not disappoint.

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Summary: ” A boy wins a $100,000 prize in a box of Frosted Flakes-only to discover how claiming the winnings might unravel his family. A woman sets out to seduce motivational speaker Tony Robbins-turning for help to the famed motivator himself. A new arrival in Heaven, overwhelmed with options, procrastinates over a long-ago promise to visit his grandmother. We also meet Sophia, the first artificially intelligent being capable of love, who falls for a man who might not be ready for it himself; a vengeance-minded hare, obsessed with scoring a rematch against the tortoise who ruined his life; and post-college friends who try to figure out how to host an intervention in the era of Facebook. Along the way, we learn why wearing a red T-shirt every day is the key to finding love, how February got its name, and why the stock market is sometimes just…down. Across a dazzling range of subjects, themes, tones, and narrative voices, the many pieces in this collection are like nothing else, but they have one thing in common: they share the playful humor, deep heart, sharp eye, inquisitive mind, and altogether electrifying spirit of a writer with a fierce devotion to the entertainment of the reader.”

This is one of the best collections of short stories I have ever come across. Witty, winding, and oh so smart. It is a great travel book, but it’s a great book for anytime you have a desire to read something that makes you laugh out loud and want to share the funnies with everyone around you.

7 A book by an author you love: The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling

I had been meaning to read this one (and the other two she wrote under pseudonyms) for a while now. I think I may have been avoiding it because I was afraid they wouldn’t be as good as this other tiny series she wrote that definitely aren’t a complete set of masterpiece perfection that have been turned into one of the most successful franchises of all time…or anything………..they’re my favorites and I was nervous OK?

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Summary: “When Barry Fairbrother dies unexpectedly in his early forties, the little town of Pagford is left in shock. Pagford is, seemingly, an English idyll, with a cobbled market square and an ancient abbey, but what lies behind the pretty facade is a town at war. Rich at war with the poor, teenagers at war with their parents, wives at war with their husbands, teachers at war with their pupils…Pagford is not what it first seems. And the empty seat left by Barry on the town’s council soon becomes the catalyst for the biggest war the town has yet seen. Who will triumph in an election fraught with passion, duplicity, and unexpected revelations? Blackly comic, thought-provoking, and constantly surprising, The Casual Vacancy is the work of a storyteller like no other.”

Anyone who still thinks JK Rowling can’t write (there are some) or can only write children’s books (also an actual opinion) after reading this needs to get out. If you don’t think she proved herself with Potter, you’ll definitely be able to see her uncanny ability to juggle multiple characters expertly while still telling an amazing story in this book. It does not disappoint and the twists are fantastic. Everyone’s hair is full of secrets and now I really hope she writes more (besides Harry Potter plays that I’m mad I will never get to see).

Note: There is a BBC miniseries they made based on this, but the ending is very very different.

8 A book at the bottom of your “to read” pile: The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

Don’t you worry. I already know I’m a terrible person for waiting as long as I have to read this.

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Summary: “Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who enjoys a comfortable, unambitious life, rarely traveling any farther than his pantry or cellar. But his contentment is disturbed when the wizard Gandalf and a company of dwarves arrive on his doorstep one day to whisk him away on an adventure. They have launched a plot to raid the treasure hoard guarded by Smaug the Magnificent, a large and very dangerous dragon. Bilbo reluctantly joins their quest, unaware that on his journey to the Lonely Mountain he will encounter both a magic ring and a frightening creature known as Gollum.”

I’m very glad I finally read it. There’s a reason this is a classic. There’s also a reason I’ll be reading the Lord of the Rings trilogy this year.

9 A book with a color in the title: A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

I’ll be honest. I didn’t really know how to feel after I read this. It’s creepy.

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Summary: “A vicious fifteen-year-old droog is the central character of this 1963 classic. In Anthony Burgess’s nightmare vision of the future, where the criminals take over after dark, the story is told by the central character, Alex, who talks in a brutal invented slang that brilliantly renders his and his friends’ social pathology. A Clockwork Orange is a frightening fable about good and evil, and the meaning of human freedom. And when the state undertakes to reform Alex to ‘redeem’ him, the novel asks, ‘At what cost?’

So it is very creepy and I didn’t know quite how to feel about it when I was done (I still don’t really know how I feel about it), but the use of completely created-from-scratch slang that fits not only Russian, but teenage language is astounding. This may also make it potentially difficult for people who don’t enjoy books written in dialect. If you read it, get the version with the previously unpublished chapter at the end along with Burgess’s introduction. The introduction especially helps to put everything in perspective when you’re done.

10 A book set somewhere you’ve always wanted to visit: Transatlantic by Colum McCann

The place is Ireland and this book is fantastic and interwoven to the max.

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Summary: This soaring novel spans continents, leaps centuries and unites a cast of deftly rendered characters, both real and imagined. Newfoundland, 1919. Two aviators-Jack Alcock and Arthur Brown-set course for Ireland as they attempt the first nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean, placing their trust in a modified bomber to heal the wounds of the Great War. Dublin, 1845 and ’46. On an international lecture tour in support of his subversive autobiography, Frederick Douglass finds the Irish people sympathetic to the abolitionist cause-despite the fact that, as famine ravages the countryside, the poor suffer from hardships that are astonishing even to an American slave. New York, 1998. Leaving behind a young wife and newborn child, Senator George Mitchell departs to Belfast, where it has fallen to him, the son of an Irish-American father and a Lebanese mother, to shepherd Northern Ireland’s notoriously bitter and volatile peace talks to an uncertain conclusion. These three iconic crossings are connected by a series of remarkable women whose personal stories are caught up in the swells of history. Beginning with Irish housemaid Lily Duggan, who crosses paths with Frederick Douglass, the novel follows her daughter and granddaughter, Emily and Lottie and culminates in the present-day story of Hannah Carson, in whom all the hopes and failures of previous generations live on. From the loughs of Ireland to the flatlands of Missouri and the windswept coast of Newfoundland, their journeys mirror the progress and shape of history. They each learn that even the most unassuming moments of grace have a way of rippling through time, space and memory.”

I always love a good story woven together through different character perspectives. This one (and #18 coincidentally) throw in a span of time as well. This is actually a great book to keep picking up and putting down – it’s almost like a new story everytime you pick it up, but you get the big picture at the end.

11 A book you started, but never finished: Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

I’m not going to say too much about this one because there seem to only be two sides of the opinion fence when it comes to Pride and Prejudice (and Jane Austen in general). I will say that before this year, this was the only book I had started and never finished.

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“Set in England in the early 19th century, Pride and Prejudice tells the story of Mr. and Mrs. Bennet’s five unmarried daughters after the rich and eligible Mr. Bingley and his status-conscious friend, Mr. Darcy, have moved into their neighborhood. While Bingley takes an immediate liking to the eldest Bennet daughter, Jane, Darcy has difficulty adapting to local society and repeatedly clashes with the second-eldest Bennet daughter, Elizabeth.”

I am extremely interested….and simultaneously confused….as to how they are making this into a zombie movie. Maybe Lydia will become a zombie…or just disappear. Or maybe Lydia will be a zombie and eat the mother. Just suggestions.

12 A book with a lion. A witch. Or a wardrobe.: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis

What can possibly be said that hasn’t been before about this classic. Flawless and always worth a revisit. My goal for this year is to read more C.S. Lewis besides The Chronicles of Narnia series.

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“When Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy are sent to stay with a kind professor who lives in the country, they can hardly imagine the extraordinary adventure that awaits them. It all begins one rainy summer day when the children explore the Professor’s rambling old house. When they come across a room with an old wardrobe in the corner, Lucy immediately opens the door and gets inside. To her amazement, she suddenly finds herself standing in the clearing of a wood on a winter afternoon, with snowflakes falling through the air. Lucy has found Narnia, a magical land of Fauns and Centaurs, Nymphs and Talking Animals–and the beautiful but evil White Witch, who has held the country in eternal winter for a hundred years”

13 A book with a female heroine: The Mockingbird Next Door by Marja Mills

Perfect timing to read this since her new novel recently came out. There aren’t that many opportunities to, but I love reading books about books that I love.

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To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee is one of the best loved novels of the twentieth century. But for the last fifty years, the novel’s celebrated author, Harper Lee, has said almost nothing on the record. Journalists have trekked to her hometown of Monroeville, Alabama, where Harper Lee, known to her friends as Nelle, has lived with her sister, Alice, for decades, trying and failing to get an interview with the author. But in 2001, the Lee sisters opened their door to Chicago Tribune journalist Marja Mills. It was the beginning of a long conversation–and a great friendship.

This book that follows not only Nelle Harper, but also Alice Lee, along with many of their friends, is full of heroines. It’s also always nice to see an outsider’s positive take on the South, which unfortunately doesn’t happen much.

“Now 75 years later in an abundant society where people have laptops, cell phones, iPods, and minds like empty rooms, I still plod along with books…I prefer to search library stacks because when I work to learn something, I remember it.”

14 A book set in the summer: The Au Pairs by Melissa De La Cruz

Gonna be very honest. This is a good story, but it doesn’t involve using a lot of brain power. Which makes it perfect for a beach read.

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“Summer in the city? Way overrated. Everybody who’s anybody in New York City summers in the Hamptons. Mara, Eliza, and Jacqui all want a piece of the action, all for different reasons. So the girls answered a classified ad to become au pairs. How bad can it be, watching a couple of kids on the beach all day? They’ve got the swank address, the sweet ride, and an all-access pass.”

15 A book of poems: Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein

Another classic that’s always worth a revisit.

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“Come in…for where the sidewalk ends, Shel Siverstein’s world begins. You’ll meet a boy who turns into a TV set, and a girl who eats a whale. The Unicorn and the Bloath live there, and so does Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout who will not take the garbage out. It is a place where shoes fly, sisters are auctioned off, and crocodiles go to the dentist. Shel Silverstein’s masterful collection of poems and drawings is at once outrageously funny and profound.

I had never read the special edition version with 12 extra poems. Just so you know, the special edition is so worth finding. Even if you don’t like the poems (*cough* you’re incorrect *cough*), you could spend forever just looking at Shel’s hilarious sketches. I don’t think any other drawings could compliment the poems so perfectly and one of my life goals is to have one of his drawings on our wall someday.

16 A book you learned about because of this challenge: The Girl Who Played With Fire Stieg Larsson

After starting the challenge with the ever-addicting Dragon Tattoo, I found it hard to stop at just one Larsson story.

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“Crusading publisher Mikael Blomkvist has decided to run an explosive expose of a wide-ranging sex trafficking operation. Just before the piece is published, two people are murdered. The fingerprints on the murder weapon belong to his friend, the troubled hacker genius Lisbeth Salander. Blomkvist, convinced of Salander’s innocence, plunges into an investigation. Meanwhile, Lisbeth herself is drawn into a murderous game of cat and mouse, and is forced to face her dark past.”

Because it’s a Larsson book, you can expect plenty more twists, and once again, this one is for mature eyes only. This is also not a series that you can just jump into: I’d recommend starting from book one because even though previous happenings are somewhat explained, you really need the full background.

17 A book that will make you smarter: Setting the Agenda-The Mass Media and Public Opinion by Maxwell McCombs

Everyone should read this. Especially with a presidential election coming up.

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Setting the Agenda describes the mass media’s significant and sometimes controversial role in determining which topics are at the centre of public attention and action. Although Walter Lippman captured the essence of the media’s powerful influence early in the last century with his phrase ‘the world outside and the pictures in our heads,’ a detailed, empirical elaboration of this agenda-setting role of the mass media did not begin until the final quarter of the twentieth century. In this comprehensive book, Maxwell McCombs, one of the founding fathers of the agenda-setting tradition of research, synthesizes the hundreds of scientific studies carried out on this central role of the mass media in the shaping of public opinion. Across the world, the mass media strongly influences what the pictures of public affairs ‘in our heads’ are about. The mass media also influences the very details of those pictures. In addition to describing this media influence on what we think about and how we think about it, Setting the Agenda discusses the sources of these media agendas, and the subsequent consequences for attitudes, opinions and behavior.”

One of my favorite classes in graduate school was a seminar on Propaganda and Public Opinion-it was basically a class on scientifically proven communication conspiracy theories and it was awesome. Most people don’t particularly think about where their news might be coming from – especially when the mass media now includes social media like Facebook. It’s super interesting to see exactly how the news affects the public (spoilers: it does) and it’s worth it to look deeper into the news, wherever it might be coming from.

18 A book with a blue cover: The Girl You Left Behind by Jojo Moyes

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“France, 1916. Artist Edouard Lefevre leaves his young wife, Sophie, to fight at the front. When their small town falls to the Germans, Edouard’s portrait of Sophie draws the eye of the new Kommandant. As the officer’s dangerous obsession deepens, Sophie will risk everything–her family, her reputation, and her life–to see her husband again. Nearly a century later, Sophie’s portrait is given to Liv Halston by her young husband shortly before his sudden death. A chance encounter reveals the painting’s true worth, and a battle begins for who the legitimate owner is–putting Liv’s belief in what is right to the ultimate test.”

After reading #10 I felt a great need to read more books with time jumps. Add France and World War I history into the mix and I was hooked immediately. It’s a really compelling read about how important the story behind a piece of art can be – and how it should never be underestimated.

19 A book you were supposed to read in school, but didn’t: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Because I’m a book addict, there wasn’t a book we were assigned in school that I didn’t read. So I looked back and found my favorite book that we read, and read it again.

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“The story takes place in 1922, during the Roaring Twenties, a time of prosperity in the United States after World War I, that follows a cast of characters living in the fictional town of West Egg on prosperous Long Island. The main focus is the young and mysterious millionaire Jay Gatsby and his quixotic passion and obsession for the beautiful former debutante Daisy Buchanan.”

The  narcissistic and vain selfishness of East Egg and the massive self-indulgence of West Egg . Fitzgerald is a master of description and created a world where you can be simultaneously disgusted and captivated by the larger than life character, who just wanted to re-create himself.

20 A book “everyone” but you has read: Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) by Mindy Kaling

This lady is a genius.

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“Mindy Kaling has lived many lives: the obedient child of immigrant professionals, a timid chubster afraid of her own bike, a Ben Affleck-impersonating Off-Broadway performer and playwright, and, finally, a comedy writer and actress prone to starting fight with her friends and coworkers with the sentence “Can I just say one last thing about this, and then I swear I’ll shut up about it?” Perhaps you want to know what Mindy thinks makes a great best friend (someone who will fill your prescription in the middle of the night), or what makes a great guy (one who is aware of all elderly people in any room at any time and acts accordingly), or what is the perfect amount of fame (so famous you can never get convicted of murder in a court of law), or how to maintain a trim figure (you will not find that information in these pages). If so, you’ve come to the right book, mostly!

Mindy invites readers on a tour of her life and her unscientific observations on romance, friendship, and Hollywood, with several conveniently placed stopping points for you to run errands and make phone calls. Mindy Kaling really is just a Girl Next Door-not so much literally anywhere in the continental United States, but definitely if you live in India or Sri Lanka.”

At first glance this may look like an autobiography, and while it does cover different periods in Mindy’s life, it’s more about small short stories about funny/embarrassing/life-y things that have happened to her. Which makes it a nice, quick (that’s the way she wants it – she actually judges you in the book if you take more than like three days to finish it) read.

21 A book with a great first line: The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest by Stieg Larsson

“An estimated 600 women served during the American Civil War.” Not really expected, but a great line all the same. Especially once you get to the end.

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“Once upon a time, she was a victim. Now Lisbeth Salander is fighting back. As she lies in critical condition in a Swedish hospital, Lisbeth is fighting for her life in more ways than one. If and when she recovers, she’ll stand trial for three murders. With the help of Mikael Blomkvist, she’ll need to identify those in authority who have allowed the vulnerable, like herself, to suffer abuse and violence. And, on her own, she’ll seek revenge–against the man who tried to kill her and against the corrupt government institutions that nearly destroyed her life.”

I have real respect for the people who write back-of-book and inside-cover summaries because of summaries like these. Yes, yes, I even like reading book summaries.

These books are never what you expect. And I may or may not have read this in one day. I can’t wait to read the latest in this series. I bet Spider’s Web will have an excellent first line (and back-of-book summary) too.

22 A book with pictures: A Comic Book History of Boston by The Boston Comics Roundtable

Comic books are books too! And being a new resident, this was a great way to catch up on some Boston history.

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“Since 2006, the Boston Comics Roundtable has been bringing comic artists and writers together to collaborate on Inbound, a twice-yearly anthology of “Comics from Boston.” Now we’ve asked this diverse pool of comics talent to choose their favorite characters and incidents from local history. The result is “A Comic Book History of Boston,” an entertaining tour through three centuries of important social and political events, bigger-than-life personalities, and colorful New England lore. From Shay’s Rebellion and the great Molasses Flood, to Charles Ponzi’s original “scheme” and Mark Twain’s disastrous encounter with Boston literary society, to the 1970 busing crisis, the Gardner Museum heist and many more, the “Comic Book History of Boston” is an opportunity for readers of all ages to take a fresh look at our historical heritage and be introduced to the area’s thriving independent comics scene.”

Yes, a Molasses flood actually happened in Boston. And so many other non-Revolutionary things that I’m so glad I’ve brushed up on thanks to this comic book. Every story is in a different comic style because every story was written and drawn by a different artist. The diverse stories and art weave together a picture of Boston history that you won’t get by just visiting the Freedom Trail.

23 A book from the library: The Intern’s Handbook by Shane Kuhn

These rules might actually help an intern.

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“John Lago is a hitman. He has some rules for you. And he’s about to break every single one.

John Lago is a very bad guy. But he’s the very best at what he does. And what he does is infiltrate top-level companies and assassinate crooked executives while disguised as an intern. Interns are invisible. That’s the secret behind HR, Inc., the elite “placement agency” that doubles as a network of assassins for hire who take down high-profile targets that wouldn’t be able to remember an intern’s name if their lives depended on it. At the ripe old age of almost 25, John Lago is already New York City’s most successful hit man. He’s also an intern at a prestigious Manhattan law firm, clocking eighty hours a week getting coffee, answering phones, and doing all the grunt work actual employees are too lazy to do. He was hired to assassinate one of the firm’s heavily guarded partners. His internship provides the perfect cover, enabling him to gather intel and gain access to pull off a clean, untraceable hit.”

Thank goodness for the person that first invented the idea of making the “bad guy” a relatable character, because they make some of the best stories. Excellently written and it really doesn’t end in the way you think it’s heading when you start. #twists

24 A book you loved…read it again!: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling

This should surprise no one who knows me.

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“We now present the seventh and final installment in the epic tale of Harry Potter”

When it’s the seventh book in one of the best series’ ever written, you hardly need to say anything more in an inside-cover summary.

Simply magical. Reading out of context with the rest of the series is not an option and unforgivable. If you haven’t had the distinct pleasure of reading these book, please do yourself a favor and have a nice binge read. Your life will be made infinitely better if you do so.

25 A book that is more than 10 years old: The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

Such poignant words about…words. Their power, their mystery, their gracefullness.

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“By her brother’s graveside, Liesel Meminger finds her life changed when she picks up a single object, partially hidden in the snow. It is The Grave Digger’s Handbook, left there by accident, and it is her first act of book thievery. So begins a love affair with books and words, as Liesel, with the help of her accordion-playing foster father, learns to read. Soon she is stealing books from Nazi book burnings, the mayor’s wife’s library, wherever there are books to be found. But these are dangerous times. When Liesel’s foster family hides a Jewish man in their basement, Liesel’s world is both opened up and closed down. In superbly crafted writing that burns with intensity, award-winning author Markus Zusak has given us one of the most enduring stories of our time”

I ironically can’t begin to explain with words how amazing a wordsmith Markus Zusak is in a book that he wrote about the power of words. Which also made it the perfect book to close out my year of reading (I sadly did not do the challenge in order, so this was actually the last book I read this past year). There are new colors painted on every single page.

To give an alternate summary from the narrator himself: “It’s just a small story really, about, among other things: A girl. Some words. An accordionist. Some fanatical Germans. A Jewish fistfighter. And quite a lot of thievery.” Warning: You will cry.

“I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right”

26 A book based on a true story: The King’s Speech by Mark Logue and Peter Conradi

As a former public speaking teacher and communication major, this story makes my heart happy.

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“One man saved the British Royal Family in the first decades of the 20th century-an almost unknown, and certainly unqualified, speech therapist called Lionel Logue, whom one newspaper in the 1930s famously dubbed ‘The Quack who saved a King.’ Logue wasn’t a British aristocrat or even an Englishman-he was a commoner and an Australian to boot. Nevertheless it was the outgoing, amiable Logue who single-handedly turned the famously nervous, tongue-tied Duke of York into the man who was capable of becoming King.”

In every public speaking class I taught the biggest issue I found that people deal with in giving a speech is anxiety. Which is why I always shared the story of King George VI with my students. Many people had no idea that Queen Elizabeth’s father, the king that led England through the second World War, had a serious speech impediment. A speech impediment and public speaking anxiety that he had to face when he unexpectedly became king after his older brother’s abdication. Thanks to a Shakespeare-loving speech therapist from Australia who had helped shell shocked veterans returning from World War I, King George was able to face the dreaded new technology of radio head on. Not only does this true story show that anyone can get over public speaking fears, but also shows the value and importance of speech therapy. After you read this, you need to watch the movie if you haven’t seen it already. The book made me love the movie even more.

Happy Reading in 2016! 🙂

A Trolleyless Turn

When a friend from grad school informed me she would be in Boston for a Saturday and asked for the best tourist stops, husband and I both realized our favorite things to do in the city usually fall into two categories: Sam Adams and food……assume what you will.

Friend and crew spent a majority of the day being patriotic and braving the Freedom Trail (which I do want to do at some point – may have to tempt husband with cheese so he won’t remember how much he dislikes walking). I then Ubered over to Jamaica Plain after their tour of the Sam Adams Brewery (Boston Beer Company) to meet them for an ALCOHOLIC PARTY TROLLEY TOUR OF BOSTON.

I should explain. On the weekends, there is a party trolley that runs from Sam Adams to Doyle’s, which is a pub pretty close to the brewery where you can trade in your tasting glasses for a fancy pint glass. On top of that they have delicious food (that will probably end up being another post). This trolley is driven by a man named Jason. Jason has the thickest Boston accent I’ve ever heard (Doyle’s = DOYYULZ. It’s in all caps because he actually yells and fist pumps every time he says it). After ending the day shift of driving between the brewery and the pub, dearest Jason leads a special tour that leaves from Doyle’s at 5pm on Saturdays. On this special tour, Jason begins at a liquor store so that his passengers can get drinks, and then proceeds to drive through Boston while pointing out famous sites and rattling off movie trivia. Sounds awesome, right? We thought it sounded pretty cool too.

Only one problem: JASON ABANDONED US AT DOYLE’S AND NEVER RETURNED. And we know we’re not insane because there were a boatload of people that stood for about 30 minutes past 5 outside of Doyle’s waiting for Jason to triumphantly return and sweep us away to an evening of bumping tunes, strobe lights and fist pumps.

Alas, our trolley journey was not to be. To deal with our abandonment, we turned toward Cambridge to drown our sorrows in some of the best fried chicken and comfort food this far North: State Park.

State Park, is not actually a state park, but a quirky (and hipstery) restaurant in the center of Kendall Square that serves Southern comfort food. As far as Southern hipster spots go, (there are a lot more up here than you would first think) State Park is the best (and most accurate) we’ve come across.

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We all ordered a variety of noms, including the fried chicken (there are two types that they make: tabasco honey and nashville hot. I’ve only had the tabasco honey variety, but I’m sure both are delicious). The dish also comes with kale (I know, I know, but this kale has to be cooked in a whole lot of butter because it tastes like collard greens). First rate stuff.

After our State Park adventure, we walked a few blocks down Broadway through Kendall Square to Firebrand Saints, a lovely little watering hole which we visit frequently.

Unfortunately, there was live music that was supposed to start after we got there, which meant we would have to pay cover *blech* if we stayed after 9 p.m. We stayed and we stayed for one reason. White Trash Margaritas.

Now this is taken off of their menu after the summer ends, but if you ask for it, they will provide. It only has three ingredients (besides the flamingos and beads): Tequila, Minute Maid Lime and PBR. Yes, PBR. But can you taste the PBR? Absolutely not. This magical mystical drink only comes in a pitcher, but you’ll be ordering multiple every single time because it’s so amazing. And if you order enough, everyone will get their own beads and flamingo. Win, win, win.

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So despite Jason (who is dead to us) standing us up, we had a very successful night exploring around Kendall Square 😀

Stuck a Feather in His Hat and Called it TheMostWonderfulThingInTheWorld

From a young age, I learned how incredibly important it is to eat your vegetables. And growing up Southern, I’ve always known that includes macaroni and cheese, the most delicious veggie of all. And before any of you get all healthy on me, it’s good for your soul…which is obviously most important.

Last month, as the Boston summer wound down to chilly breezes and some rain, we journeyed up through New Hampshire to Windsor, Vermont. Just two hours from Boston lies Artisans Park, a craft paradise that includes a cheese shop, a distillery, a glass blowing studio, Harpoon’s Vermont brewery, and, once a year, the best food festival man could create: The Vermont Mac and Cheese Challenge.

At only $20 a ticket (or $15 in advance for those more on top of their lives), you get to eat ALL the macaroni and cheese your heart and stomach could ever desire. At this year’s fesival, there were 16 vendors competing with 18 unique mac and cheese recipes. Entered into the competition were various restaurants, grocery stores, retirement homes, and bed and breakfasts(sss?) whose task was to use Vermont Farmstead Cheese Company (the host) cheeses, which are all made in-state!

So I’ll quickly run through what I remember/got pictures of (I apologize in advance for the lack of vivid description, but I went into a cheese coma shortly after arriving home and mostly just remember everything being delicious):

Up first was the very promising Big Fatty’s Barbecue with their Bacon Chipotle Ranch Mac & Cheese made with Ale House Cheddar: #NOM

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I was so overwhelmed by Big Fatty’s that I neglected to take a picture of the next selection from Coleman Brook Tavern, which, according to my score sheet (cause we got to VOTE) was filled with ‘MOAR bacon.’

Next we tried the smoky sausage mac from Singleton’s Market. It was very smoky, sausagey and savory.

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Stop number four was the Castle Hill Resort Booth, which served a classic mac and cheese, but with very light penne noodles. Also delicious.

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On to the Woodridge Nursing Home’s booth for their Lobster Mac & Cheese with corn. So fancy. SO YUMMY.

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Hanover Kitchen got super creative with their recipe, and along with the required Vermont cheese, also added in some Harpoon IPA. Oh, and more bacon. As someone who usually doesn’t go for beer or beer flavored things, this was a pleasant surprise. Not too heavy. Not too beer-y(?). Stomach says: Just right.

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The next one, by Kedron Valley Inn, was a very interesting mix of Spicy Smoked Pork Crumble, the Alehouse Cheddar, and Pickles! Strange perhaps, but still delicious.

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Stop number 8 was the Flying Goose Brew Pub, who provided us with Short Rib Queso Mac & Cheese, which I don’t think really needs any further description.

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The deliciousness continued as we entered the second tent and we tried the WINNING recipe by Pine Restaurant at Hanover Inn. I did a good job and actually took a picture of the description on this one so I wouldn’t forget. The Pine Mac & Cheese included Campanelle pasta, Vermont Farmstead cheddar cheese sauce, bacon, spicy aioli, and ‘unicorn dust,’ which is apparently pepperoni-enhanced bread crumbs. Basically heaven.

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Y’all. This is only halfway through. Now after this one I could’ve definitely died a very happy fromage enthusiast, but as dedicated lovers of cheesy pasta we forged ahead.

So at the next stand, Ramunto’s Brick Oven, we got a super surprise and got three kinds of mac and cheese for one! The first one was sriracha, the second one was bacon, and the third one, as you would expect from a pizza place, was pepperoni. Such yummeh wowe.

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Booth number 11 held the cheesy treasure of Killarney’s, which involved a lot of Gouda cheese. You have to appreciate the classics.

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As I felt the coma encroaching, we quickly moved over to Ariana’s. Now, unfortunately I did not take a picture of the description and the only thing I wrote on my score sheet was ‘:(‘ so I obviously was not bowled over by this selection, but I feel bad because I don’t remember specifically why. Still took a picture though, so you can judge based on sight.

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Woodstock Inn, the next booth, held a delicious short rib selection. The noodles were also different than a classic mac and cheese

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All you need to know about stop number 14 is that the company that made it is also responsible for Vermont Maple Sriracha Seasoning/Sauce:

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Booth number 15 held the submission from Ovations restaurant, which included even more bacon and breadcrumbs. Can’t go wrong.

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And finally, finally we reached the last booth, Booth number 16, run by Norwich Inn. I was so far down the coma path at this point that I neglected to snap a picture before we mindlessly stuffed the macaroni into our faces, but as I recall it was a fairly classic noodles + classic cheddar selection.

At this point our stomachs were so full of cheese that we thought it was a good idea to have something to drink to go along with it. The obvious option: the Harpoon Brewery, where they give tours even on Sundays (🙌🏼). On the (very) short walk over, we got to watch a cheese carver (yes, that’s a thing) carve a cow out of a block of cheese.

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We also pet some cows that were not made of cheese.

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After our cow quota was met, we made the next available brewery tour, which was excellent and filled with safety goggles. To top it all off, we got to sample as many beers as we wanted for the last 15 minutes. Harpoon’s Pumpkin Cider is on point.

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And that, my friends, is the story of how I fell into a cheese coma for almost a week. Funnily enough, I was not (and still am not nor ever will be) tired of that delicious cheese of mac. I’m quite positive it will remain my favorite veggie for all time. #delicious

On Walden Pond

“Live in each season as it passes” -Henry David Thoreau

Last month, husband and some friends of ours journeyed 25 minutes outside of Boston seeking the same tranquil woods where Henry Thoreau camped in solitude 170 years ago. Our missions did differ slightly (as we were not carrying out a two-year, forest-living experiment), but the pond sitting in the woods remains a relaxing oasis.

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Thoreau is hardly the first philosopher to be attracted to the Concord area. Fun fact: the Concord Philosopher’s Society, which met in the home* of Louisa May Alcott’s father (next door to the home of Nathaniel Hawthorne), included visits from the likes of Thoreau, Ralph Waldo Emerson and Immanuel Kant.

Because of Thoreau’s stay, the subsequent inspired publication, and donations of the land by the Emerson, Forbes and Heywood families, Walden Pond is now an official Massachusetts State Reservation and has been named a National Historic Landmark.

The popular tourist attraction holds options for hikers, swimmers, snowshoers, and even those that prefer to sit, eat and play Bananagrams on the beach. We opted for the latter and enjoyed a morning and better part of an afternoon wading in the water, and picnicking and flipping yellow tiles on the beach.

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Some things to know if you plan on spending a summer day on the pond:

A#1 There is limited parking so if you want a spot, you better get there early. We got there at around 9:30 and there were still a few spots available! Now if you want to be a SUPER early bird, you could get to the park at 5am when it opens…..you do you. There is also a parking fee of $8 is you have a Massachusetts plate and $10 if you venture from anywhere else.

B#2 Once you park and walk across the street and down to the pond (just follow the crowd if you’re confused), you have the mission of finding the most choice of beach spots. If you like a lot of sun, head to the right side once you get down to the pond. There are still some shady spots on this side, but the sun will be facing you for most of the day (if you choose to stay long enough). If you like shade, head past the restrooms and journey over to the left side. There are plenty of trees that will shade you for the majority of the day. And finally, if you enjoy screaming children, just plant your stuff right in front of the restroom building. They seem to congregate around that area. This is also the area with the most lifeguards (at least this was true while we were present). So I suppose this last spot may also be appropriate if you are unsure or scared of water levels less than 4 feet deep.

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Sunning on the right side of the pond

C#3 As the pond is a National Historic Site and State Reservation, there are a number of rules to keep the pond and park pretty! You should know going in not to bring:

  • alcohol
  • fire
  • motorcycles
  • big floats (floaties for small children are fine….I guess adults wishing to use water wings would also be exempt)
  • camping equipment (since you can’t camp)
  • RTVs

D#4 There are a lot of different roped off areas around the pond. Just read the signs to know where you can’t swim at all and where you’re not supposed to swim across the pond.

So there are some fun facts and must-knows for a trip to Walden. If you get sunned or swimmed out before the day is over, Walden has a Visitor’s Center, bookstore and a recreation of the cabin where Thoreau lived. The town of Concord is also just a few minutes away with shops, historic houses (*cough cough* the Alcotts’) and museums like the Minute Man National Park (always a great place to visit).

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Visiting Walden meant that summer is pretty much over, but this means I’m that much closer to actually being in Boston for the fall!!

For more information:

*http://www.louisamayalcott.org/

http://www.mass.gov/eea/agencies/dcr/massparks/region-north/walden-pond-state-reservation.html

An Evening of Curley’s and Shakespeare in the Common

Just writing the title of this post made me feel cultured.

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Jimmy (the husband) and I decided to live fancily a few weeks ago and see King Lear in the Boston Common. As the play had a running time of about 3 hours, we also saw a great opportunity to try a new restaurant beforehand (and also some froyo…for necessary sustenance purposes of course).

After some research on restaurants in close proximity to the Common, we settled on a bar/restaurant combo called jm Curley’s, known by the Internets for their delicious burgers. The pictures on their website immediately made us hungry, so we figured it was a good bet.

We were definitely not disappointed.

The name of the restaurant pays homage to controversial politician James Michael Curley, who served the majority of one of his four terms as mayor of Boston in prison on charges of bribery (he somehow began his illustrious career by being elected to the Board of Alderman’s while in prison, so I guess he didn’t change much). His slogan, “Curley Gets It Done,” helped the top-hat-wearing mayor become popular with Irish-American immigrants during his political tenure. While there are many monuments to his persona around Boston (including two statues outside of Faneuil Hall), the most delicious ode to Mayor Curley is a 1930s-esque gastropub tucked away on Temple Street less than a block from the Boston Common Visitor Center.

After jumping off the T (the Park Street and Downtown Crossing stops are each a block away from the restaurant), we conveniently arrived after the après-work drink rush, but before dinnertime, and there were two seats immediately available at the bar. After a quick once-over of the cocktail menu, I chose to begin the meal with a Whiskey Smash because…..well, whiskey.

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Husband then had the marvelous idea of ordering the cast iron macaroni and cheese appetizer, which we finished before I even thought to take a picture.

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And then there was dinner. I did go into the meal expecting to get a burger, and with the significant includage of bacon in nearly every menu item it was a difficult decision, but  I was tempted by a unique item near the bottom of the menu called the ‘jaywalk dog.’ This incredibly interesting spin on a hot dog includes two dogs split down the middle  covered in jalapeno bacon creamed corn {yas} and uncooked macaroni {surprisingly yas} served on a cafeteria lunch tray with mashed potatoes on Wonderbread, spicy coleslaw, and two orange slices. Oh and everything is covered in ketchup.

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Rating: 4 praise hands emojis

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And now I’ll let husband tell you about his BBQ Pork Sando: It was pretty much exactly what I expected out of a pulled pork sandwich. Piles of pork and cheese with a healthy amount of barbecue sauce (I consider myself a sauce enthusiast) complemented quite nicely by the topping of spicy slaw. I particularly enjoyed the “bacon beer honey mustard” (which is exactly what it sounds like) that I got with my french fries upon request.

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Rating:  One Ron Swanson.

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After delicious dinner, we journeyed down the street toward the Common when husband had his next excellent idea of the evening: froyo. Orange Leaf was the most convenient choice as it’s on Tremont Street between Curley’s and the Common. {And as the flashbacks of Chill in Auburn hit me in the face on the way in, it also strongly supported my theory that all froyo shops are actually the same} We took our dessert with us to search out a spot to sit for the show and settled on a shady spot to the right of the stage.

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Our view of the stage

{Protip: If you’re planning to attend Shakespeare in the Park and want a seat close to the stage, you better get there waaaay early. We were there an hour before start time and the entire section of grass in front of the stage was already full! Also-if you don’t want to carry chairs, but also don’t want to sit on a blanket, the CSC has a limited number of lawn chairs that they rent out for $5 + a $5 refundable deposit.}

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Playing with Panorama 

I should probably explain what CSC is for those as unaware as I was ⇒The Commonwealth Shakespeare Company is a non-profit theater company that was created in order to bring the works of Shakespeare to Boston audiences during the time of the year when other companies are on break. They have been presenting a FREE play in the Boston Common every summer for 20 seasons. {The company also partners with high schools to promote after school theater activities, which is awesome}

My high school theater junkie self is always impressed to see Shakespeare performed live, and this was no exception. We were pretty far away from the stage, so it was hard at first to tell characters apart, but the stage had a tricked out sound system, so not a word was missed.

For those unfamiliar, King Lear is about an elderly king of ancient Britain that is trying to decide how to divide up his power/wealth between his three daughters {2 of whom are cray}. Fun fact: King Lear is not an original Shakespeare story! King Leir appeared in a History of Kings of Britain along with other ancient British folklore before becoming the subject of an anonymous play, The True Chronicle History of King Leir and His Daughters, which was published about 12 years before Shakespeare’s version {one of his many commentaries on the power of the monarchy and divine right} debuted. Appropriation at its finest!

As in most Shakespeare plays, there are a lot of disguises, angst, death, and in King Lear there are more mixups than in Romeo and Juliet {if that’s possible}. There is also a Fool {my fav of the night} who seamlessly and nimbly blended Shakespeare’s verse with singing, dancing and impeccable tone changes. Lots of thumbs up for CSC’s performance!

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All in all, we had an amazingly fun and cultured evening in and around the Common.

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Until next time! <3333


For more on Mayor Curley: http://www.britannica.com/biography/James-Michael-Curley & http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2010/01/03/curleys_people/

For more on Commonwealth Shakespeare Company: commshakes.org

For more on King Lear/Leir: http://www.shakespeare-online.com/plays/kinglear/kinglearps.html & http://www.shakespeare-online.com/plays/kinglear/kingleir.html

10 Things Southerners Should Know When Moving to Boston

10 Things Southerners Should Know Before Moving to Boston

On the six-month anniversary of my permanent move to Beantown, I’ve decided to compile a shortlist of things-I-didn’t-know-I-would-need-to-know-but-kind-of-wish-I-had upon relocating up here from Alabama.

1. There is no Chickfila. high quality animated GIF So this is number one for a reason. Mucho importante and very serious. There are really no Chickfilas in the city of Boston and most Southerners cannot fathom this. The closest one is about 30 minutes away. This means that trips South often involve racing through the Atlanta airport searching for chicken mecca like junkies in between flights for just one taste of a waffle fry. If any other chicken sandwich lovers up this way want to go in on a franchise, there are quite a few Chickfila sauce addicts who would be more than willing to chip in or start a support group.

2. There is A LOT of good food up here

Even though you might get waffle fry withdrawals, you will have no shortage of other excellent sustenance options. It’s hard to walk down any street here without finding something delicious. Thai, ramen, Italian, burgers, seafood, Irish, and even some good grits if you know where to look! I will definitely be placing copious reviews of all of our favorites here in the near future.

3. So there’s this thing called snow…

game of thrones animated GIF I was “lucky” enough to move to Boston THE day it started for-real snowing in January…and then the snow just didn’t really stop until April. APRIL, PEOPLE.  There was snow on the ground in one form or another until mid-May. And by ‘in one form or another,’ I mean that the snow doesn’t fall and then immediately melt. It just builds on top of itself until you get large, brownish ice piles on every corner.

However, even with all the snow {that my poor husband had to shovel off our car and sidewalk 15+ times}, the more shocking occurrence was the lack of anxiety over the snow. Now, Boston did set a new snowfall record and there was more anxiousness as we got into March and the city ran out of places to put snow* {WHAT}, but for the majority of the blizzards {this word being plural makes me weep}, businesses and schools stayed open, cars remained on the road, and people seemed to ignore what, to me, should be classified as a state of emergency. I ended up having a job interview in the middle of one blizzard, and when I called inquiring whether or not the interview would proceed as planned, my worry about driving 30 minutes through said snowstorm was met with nervous laughter and confusion. And that’s the story of how my plan to avoid driving in the snow came to a screeching halt. Surprisingly not as scary as driving in Boston when it is not snowing, but I’ll get to that shortly.

New snowfall records are no joke and I want an ‘I survived’ shirt and bumper sticker please.

*I got to learn new terms like ‘snow farm,’ which is not a farm that grows snow for ski resorts {as I first thought}, but instead means an empty parking lot not being used in the winter where the government decides to pile up snow when they run out of other places to put it. (ALSO: IT IS JULY. THERE IS STILL SNOW.)

4. Driving here is terrifying

As someone who has driven through Atlanta at the height of rush hour, I can genuinely report that you will be asking Jesus to take the wheel at any hour of any day you try driving in Boston. Besides parallel parking {which you should learn how to do before you move here}, there are a number of reasons for this.

A) This city is not built on a grid. At all. You think you remember how you got somewhere? Well throw out what you know about life so far because even if you wanted to, you will not be able to drive anywhere close to that way back. For example: On days when it is raining and I drive my husband to the gym, it will take 10-15 minutes longer to get home than the time it takes to get there, just because of one place near our house where you can’t turn left. So: when you move here, bring a GPS.

B) Drivers here are like no other type of driver I have ever encountered. I like to describe them as lethargically aggressive. They will cut you off aggressively, but somehow accomplish the cutting-off in the slowest manner possible. The same thing occurs with changing lanes and even turning. All very angrily, but simultaneously leisurely. At the same time, if you do not start moving the second a light turns green, you will be berated by serious hornage. Boston drivers are a rarity, to say the least.

C) There are no rules. It’s basically ‘Nam. Ooo there’s a red light**. DOESN’T MATTER EVERYONE RUN IT. Stop sign? NO DON’T YOU DARE STOP. I should turn on my signal since I’m planning on turning here. NOPE NO SIGNALS FOR ANYONE IT’S MORE FUN THIS WAY. It’s similar for pedestrians and cyclists. It’s like everyone has a death wish. RUN INTO THE STREET ANYWHERE EVEN IF YOU HAVE A STROLLER, IT DOESN’T MATTER. Actually no, STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AND STARE AT THE CLOSEST DRIVER. That’s way more fun. It’s almost as if the streets themselves started this ‘no rule’ policy. There are minimal left-turn only arrows. Lanes magically appear and disappear at will. Sometimes the lane markers just decide to take a break and don’t appear on some busy roads. Intersections compete to see which can simultaneously make the least sense and be the most dangerous. I know I said a GPS is useful, but even Siri gets confused about the way Boston roads work, so better advice may be to look up how to get somewhere before you get in a car, and then be patient with your GPS when it starts smoking.

Examples of Boston Road ‘Nam-ness: **More useful tidbits: The majority of the time, red lights won’t be above you. They will, however, be standing on street corners, so if you’re used to hanging lights, you’ll have to adjust to looking a little lower. Mostly in your car’s blind spots. Right on red is also not a thing here, but roundabouts most certainly are.

5. You can get anywhere by taking public transit/walking.

Wonderful news for those who don’t want to risk their lives on the roads here. Boston has the nickname “Walking City” for a reason, and your feet plus the T (Boston’s public transit system) can get you almost anywhere you would wish to roam. My husband walks to work, the grocery store is only a few blocks away {LOVE}, and we have a library branch right across the street {BIGGER LOVE}. The T is also super easy to use, and we use it copiously. Church, restaurants, brewery tours, the Common, movie theaters, the Symphony, and more all become much more convenient when parking a car is not involved. Cheap and efficient. Definitely a plus.

6. People here love outdoor activities. 

I have never seen someone as committed to being outside as when I witnessed someone running their afternoon run on top of five-feet-tall snowbanks next to the Charles River in February. It is no coincidence that one of the most famous marathons in the world is run in this city. People love exercising outdoors here, and for good reason! Boston is beautiful {even when it’s under six feet of snow} and there is no shortage of activities available to outside-exercise enthusiasts. You can bike, run, jog or walk on either side of the riverfront, which is gorgeous, or you can get in the river {when it’s not frozen} for sailing, canoeing or kayaking***. If you want to get away from the river, there are too many parks to count {including the always lovely Boston Common} where there will be plenty of other joggers/walkers to keep you company. time animated GIF ***Swimming in the Charles, however, is probably not the best idea.

7. Professional sports, not college, are king

Bostonians love them some Tom Brady and David Ortiz, and locals will probably question your sanity if you think more highly of a non-Boston team or player. I’ve even been questioned on multiple occasions as to why I have not changed my sporting allegiance to the Red Sox, Bruins or Patriots upon moving here. Yes, college sports certainly do exist up here, but they are just not as big a deal as they are in the South {especially football}. I still follow my college team through the magics of the Internet, but it’s been a lot of fun going to games at Fenway and seeing what the pro-sports scene here has to offer.

8. Liquor is cheaper, but drink specials are illegal

Confusing, I know, but definitely worth knowing. Especially if you’re coming from a Southern college town and are used to drinking ‘out.’ You’ll want to be rethinking that lifestyle rather quickly upon a move here.

9. Get used to comments on your ‘cute’ accent People will notice your accent and sometimes comment on it. Some may even make assumptions about it (and by assumptions I mean mostly of the negative fashion). That’s fine. Southerners are not what the media and writers of history often make us out to be, but unfortunately many living north of the Mason Dixon are unaware that we are not all redneck hicks that wander around barefoot wearing overalls and marrying our cousins.

By the same token, not everyone that comments on your accent thinks this way and probably just wants to make conversation about an accent that is new to them! The worst responses to my accent usually involve something about surprise at my shoe-owning abilities. The best was a friend of my husband’s asking me if I sit on a front porch drinking mint juleps all day. (I wish!)

10. The people up here are wonderful.

A lot of the time, I think Bostonians get a bad rap for being impatient and grumpy. I mean, even if this were true, they have some pretty good excuses {roads that don’t make sense, it’s cold for most of the year, no Chickfila, etc.}. But for the most part, I’ve found this stereotype to be untrue.

Now, my mother did make the correct observation on her visit up here, that there were a lot of scowly people walking down the street. I really do think this is because it’s too darn cold outside. I imagine that I wear the same scowl when I have to go out in a winter coat in the middle of May. When it finally warmed up a little bit, there was a visible change in the attitudes and facial expressions of my fellow sidewalk-walkers. My attitude probably changed a lot too! I didn’t have to wear a ski jacket anymore, there was no more disgusting brown snow on the ground, and I could actually see the sun. Who wouldn’t look happier when you have all that going for you?

However, even with the sun out and temperatures hovering above 65 degrees, Bostonians interact with strangers much differently than most Southerners, which I think can cause a little culture shock. City locals do not make eye contact with strangers walking by on the street, on the bus, on the T, or anywhere else strangers can be encountered. Smiling at strangers is also not a welcome practice. You will get some funny looks. Just a warning.

This being said, it does not mean that Bostonians are unfriendly. Quite the opposite is true. All of our neighbors love saying hello and having conversations if we meet on the street. Servers, bartenders and cashiers are all extremely helpful and personable. You can bond with fellow pedestrians about crazy drivers and bond with fellow drivers about crazy pedestrians. And you can bond with everyone over crazy cyclists! Whether at a pub, in the store or just waiting for a bus, you’ll find no shortage of people who love a good conversation and are also happy to help if you need directions. Some of the most wonderful people you’ll ever meet live here, and honestly they’re not difficult to find because they’re everywhere!

So there you have it. After living here for six months I can confidently say that Boston is one of the best places I’ve ever lived {and I’ve lived in quite a few}. It may not be the South, but once you get the hang of it, Beantown is a pretty wicked place to be.